The Phantom

compiled by Phyllis 

As we all know, the Phantom's mission in life is to spread the words of Nora to as many people as possible. Well, in the last several months, the Phantom has been chalking up frequent flyer miles and been spotted all over the country in many different disguises.

 

The Phantom has been seen masquerading as a book seller:

I love it so much whenever I convince someone to pick up one of Nora's stories. So, I mentioned Nora's Sanctuary, since this lady is going to the Outer Banks, I thought it was quite appropriate reading. Then, as we neared the mystery section, I started to hype Nora's J.D. Robb stories. I told her that we're having customers get mad at us because we start them on Naked in Death, they LOVE IT so much that they just HAVE to come back & get the rest of the stories in the series <ewg> ... I love it when that happens!

(SueCBDR)

 

I have a great story to tell about my day at TTP today. Well, first of all this really nice guy from NC said he would love to meet Nora and try one of her books because a friend of his said he would love a mystery ... and he said he likes "romance" so .... I told him Nora was expected around 2pm. Then a couple of women from Columbia, MD(?)had read in People magazine last year about Nora and BW's store. So, they went on a mission to find it. Both of the women bought a TON of books and had Nora sign them plus took lots of pics with Nora .... Shortly after they left the guy, I think his name is Eric? from NC came back and met Nora. I convinced him to read DIVINE EVIL ... so he bought it and had Nora sign it .. he bought an autographed TTP mug too. What a great day ... and who thought it could get better ... when boom a troop of women came in the back door (campers from a nearby state park) ... more of Nora's fans. So, they talked to Nora, had books signed, etc. and it was like a miniature signing. (KitcatXO)

 

For novice booksellers, here's the technique from a pro: We ask anyone who purchases a romance novel if they read Nora's stories ... if they do, we have a mutual <<<gushing>>> session ... we then slyly ask if they knew that Nora wrote under a pseudonym, J.D. Robb. Most of them did not realize this --- and are in absolute, positive heaven to know that they have more Nora books to read!

For those who have not read Nora's stories, we mention Nora titles that are similar to the title they have picked up. In the last week or so, we've also been able to hype that her Rising Tides is debuting @ #1 on the NYT's list ... and then we hit 'em with ... Can we say we've got 'em ... hook, line, & sinker?!! <VBG> (SueCBDR)

 

Then, there are those lurking around bookstores and UBS's and libraries:

 

(Frizzlet) I was in a UBS last week when I heard a customer asking for Nora Roberts titles. The clerk said (can you BELIEVE this??!!), "Well, we have this recent one by her, but I don't know how good it is, you know, sometimes when they've been writing a long time, they get worse and you don't want to read them any more." WELL, I wasn't about to stand by and let that statement go unchallenged! I swung around the corner to get a look at the book in question (Sea Swept), and proceeded to tell the customer, (who had already had the good sense to go ahead and buy it) that it was fabulous, way up on my list of favorite Noras, the first of a trilogy.....every scrap of info I had. She was VERY interested, thanked me profusely, promised to look for Rising Tides. I left the UBS, smug and satisfied that the PHANTOM, via another of his devoted assistants, had completed another job.

 

(FaeryTales) Managed to sell 3 copies of RT while I was in Walden's. They love me. They always send people over to me to ask for reading suggestions, and what can I say, I always point them in the right direction. <wink>

 

Or the double team of MBarry & NRK18: Yesterday, I met Nancy (NRK18) in NJ for a day of UBS shopping. We hit three in the area and did quite well. In one book store, someone asked us for advice and Nancy took her straight to the Nora shelf. We all piped in with our opinions of what she would like best. She had only read Without a Trace. Boy, does she have a treasure trove ahead of her!!! She left with several in hand and my contribution was Born in Fire. I told her if she started with that she would be back for a lot more!!

 

(Wymzee) Entry into Wym's Diary - 7/25/98 Dear Phantom ...

Today I discovered the perfect words that might transform ordinary readers into Noraholics. I was out shopping. Stopped in a book store (big surprise.) Saw an unsuspecting woman reading the back cover of Tami Hoag's NIGHT SINS. "Oh," I said. "That's a very good book." (Yes, I know she didn't ask for my opinion, but I like to SHARE) She started to smile at me, when I held up RISING TIDES. "But not as good as this," I announced. :-) We had a very nice chat. She was visiting San Diego from Boise, Idaho. She left the store with SEA SWEPT and RISING TIDES and NAKED IN DEATH and a promise to buy the BORN IN series once she got home. YESSSSS!!!!!!!!! I'm thinkin' I should start carrying TTP business cards.

 

ElainaVM's a relative newbie, but she has a similar technique: Yesterday I said a few magic words. I was lingering at B&N and was discreetly observing an innocent looking woman as she was checking out the Romance section. This book and that, she seemed confused & undecided. She came to the R authors. I continued observing her (discreetly, of course:) as she pulled out Nora's MONTANA SKY, read the preview, thought for a sec, then put it back on the shelf. WHAT!!! Is she nuts?!!! Saw her pick up another one -- Karen Robard's HEARTBREAKER. I walked over to her, the magic words came. "That's a good book," I said, "but not as good as this one." I pulled out Montana Sky. "Or this." Then Honest Illusions. "Or any of these by this author (meaning Dear Nora). The woman looked uncertain, unconvinced. "Just try 'em," I said with confidence and a knowing smile, "and be forever changed."

Ten minutes later, she was at the register; she handed the cashier a crisp $20 bill, counted her change, then walked out of the store carrying Montana Sky & Honest Illusions!! I shook my head sadly and thought: the woman doesn't know what she's getting herself into. But I do: she will become a Noraholic soon. Very soon. And will probably blame me (and Nora, of course! <g>) for it!! Know what, Phantom?...I pheel just phabulous right now...thanx phor your help ;)

 

SPUNKDUNC tries for the concerned touch: I was at the library yesterday. A young mother ahead of me was checking out about 25 kids' books and keeping one eye on her toddlers in the kids' section.

I was checking out "Finding the Dream" on audio since I've got a long road trip to go on today and needed a Michael Fury fix. The young mother glanced over at my tape and said, "OOOH, is that a tape? I've just started reading Nora Roberts and I love her stuff!!" Which, of course, started me on all the books I positively had to recommend to her. The poor woman. If she's reading all those kids' books, she's really going to need some time for herself, isn't she?

 

From our Whann and only: Well we have just returned from our weekly trip to Sam's. It was stormy outside and lots of people, like me, were spending their time around the books. I managed to talk four people into Rising Tides and then told them it really would be more complete if they also purchased Sea Swept. Three of them did and the fourth was still thinking when I left.

 

Even unsuspecting family members get visited by the Phantom:

SusanCass really has her priorities straight: Met my new daughter-in-law yesterday. She went home with my copy of NID in her hot little hand. Soon as I found out she read Nora I *knew* she was the woman for my little boy<g>. heh heh heh

 

ErynMiller wrote about meeting the Queen and mentioned "When I got home my mom pumped me for details, then we went to my grandma's to give her the book I got signed for her. (she had no idea) She got all mushy and kept calling me sweetie. <g> It was the first book that she ever got signed. It's going to be that talk of her senior complex she says."

 

Jonalyn admitted, "Nora, guess what? My mom is in an easy chair in my living room reading Homeport! I finally got her to read one of your books. She says "it's great." She's in the middle of the art exhibit and already somebody's been killed! See, I've hooked another one. <bg>"

 

And then there's Ewardlaw who says, " Well, it all started with my mom giving me a copy of True Betrayals a couple of years ago. We have been faithfully trading Nora's books ever since. Recently I sent my mom a copy of Hot Ice, which she read and enjoyed. She just passed it on to my eighty-eight year old grandma. LOL. I'm sure another new reader is hooked."

 

Chelylyn goes for the subtle approach: I gave, well let my cousin borrow, my Born in books. Making her promise to be very careful with them. We both read a lot. She didn't really want to take the Born in's, but I told her just read the first one, if you don't like it, (as if, right?) then I won't make you read the other two. Well, needless to say, I got a call from her this afternoon about four 'o-clock telling me that she started Fire, she said she couldn't put it down, and fixed cold sandwich's for her kids lunch. She absolutely loved it. She told me no other book she had read has had that much emotion in it. And as you can imagine she was heading straight for Ice, full of questions. When she brings those back I told her that I would let her borrow The MacKade's and The Quinn's. Another one hooked.

 

Some people try to trap friends at college, at work, in a store or bank,or even at home:

(HORS GLOR) I have to unpack. Especially all the books that I took with me to college (I had to make three shelves so my books would fit), most of them being Nora's who now has three more addicted fans due to my ever present Nora collection.

 

Eschmoock: I ran into an old friend at the grocery store the other day at the book stand. While catching up with what's been happening, we were both looking at the books and she started to reach for a book next to RT. I told her she'd really like RT better, but should read SS before it. She asked what they were about, and then picked RT off the shelf and said "thanks, I will"... Gotcha.

 

Jonalyn …" My Ohio buddy who brought me my new kitty was looking around for some reading material the other night. I asked her if she'd read any of Nora Roberts's books, and she said no. So I gave her my very special autographed copy of Montana Sky to read. I didn't mention the autograph--I thought I'd let her notice it herself and ask me about it. Well, anyway, she started reading after we all went to bed around midnight. Mistake! We had finished watching an A&E special on serial killers earlier that evening. She said even when she got sleepy around 3 am, she had to finish the book and find out "who dunnit" or else she'd have nightmares. LOL! She didn't get to sleep until 5 or so in the morning. Needless to say, she slept in until about 11 am. I had no idea she had been up that late reading. I just figured she needed some long overdue sleep. She loved the book and will probably look for some more. And, by the way, was greatly impressed that I had met the Queen, herself, and got an autograph. <bg>...I'm sure you all approve........another Noraholic is created....

 

NitneeLin spreads Nora books the way she spreads confetti: While I was on vacation and then at TTP II ... I have created some Nora Monsters ... I left several of my HC Nora's Homeport - Sanctuary - Public Secrets etc. and a few paperbacks like the Calhoun Women at work for my co-workers to share during those boring days when it's dead around the Capitol.

When I returned last week ... I swear this mob was foaming at the mouth ... screaming for more Nora's ... What have I done??? It's quite dangerous walking around ... I always have to have a "New" Nora in my hand to toss to them to keep them calm. <G> I do have each and every one of them sign an agreement that they will treat my Nora's with love and protect them from all nasty elements.

My district officer co-partner (lives in Pittsburgh) fell in love with Nora after I told her she had to read the "Born Ins" ... She's bought all of Nora's HC and paperbacks that she could find at Borders ... She's now scouring PGH UBS for all of Nora's older titles. My work is done here ...

 

Look at Frizzlet's technique on someone, sight unseen: I was just making a reservation to spend the night for TTP II after all (yeah!), and the poor operator's computer kept going down (3 times) whenever she put in my zip code. That left us lots of time to chat while it rebooted. When I mentioned why I was traveling, she immediately said, "Oh, you tell Nora Roberts I can't wait to find out what happens to the rest of those brothers." Of course I told her Rising Tides would be out in just a few days. (Yippeee!) She said she read one book from another trilogy while she was on vacation, so I had to tell her all about Born in, and Dream.... The Phantom would have been proud, LOL. She said to tell Nora that she was loved in Nebraska....feel that mid-west love coming your way, Nora?

 

No one in Danville is safe: Oh the addictions we create. When I cashed my paycheck yesterday, the teller told me that she's on the THIRD DEATH book! Jaci & I hooked another teller on the DEATH books & Nora's other stories; she convinced her buddy to try Naked in Death. Now she's on #3 -- and she's chomping at the bit -- waiting to get to the next story & the next.

 

Phantom agents have even gone to outer space, well, Cleveland, to spread the word:

"Hey Nora.... one of the teachers is a huge fan of yours.. we talked on the bus yesterday. I told her all about the Robb books! Hooked another one for you! <g> (Nancy D)

 

The Phantom isn't really sure if the BB/Ns are hunters (all that talk of prey), fishermen ("hooked another one"), or just a bunch of crazy sadists (Gotcha!), but as long as Nora keeps writing, the Phantom fans will be out in full force to spread the word. Let's be careful out there.

 

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