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Happy Anniversary, ADWOFF. Bookie is thrilled to
still be employed by this wonderful publication.
(Could we talk about my raise now, Boss Lady?) It’s
been a while since Bookie had to write about you
broads, but she has been monitoring your actions
these past couple of months, and let me tell you,
Bookie has a lot to report!
A certain petite red-headed author went on a
whirlwind tour in March, and was able to cull a
little bit of shopping time in between signings.
Bookie heard that she was able to snag a great new
suit and some shoes along with other sundry items.
She also wonders how this author stayed so slim on
the tour, what with all the cookies and M&Ms at
each stop. Sharing with those driver type men,
Nora, dahling?
Those Colorado broads really know how to live it
up. They wined and dined the queen of romance after
her first signing, and ended up getting a new taste
treat to boot! Chocolate Soup indeed! And what is
this I hear about one Colorado broad having to
clean for a month before allowing another broad in
her house? Do what Bookie does. Hire it out.
The California broads are a lively bunch, too,
aren’t they? Not only do they eat dinner with Nora,
but they end up dancing on tables with the local
dancing men, and causing a near riot when those
dancing men start to strip. Now, Bookie knows that
Nora does a lot of research for her books, but
REALLY! Don’t you think this is taking research
just a little bit too far? Good thing one of those
California broads has a, um, intimate friend in the
California Highway Patrol to bail these women out
of trouble. And speaking of this CHiP, what was it
that he and Nora were talking about so intimately
at the signing? Bookie thinks that the Broad4Life
needs to pump her man for some information.
The Tennessee broads were a just a little bit
out of control, even in Bookie’s standards.. There
were rumors of drinking, and carousing, and sitting
around in hot tubs talking about sex. My, my! One
broad from Alabama imbibed so much champagne that
she had to be put to bed and tucked in by her
petite English friend.
Another one of those Tennessee broads showed
definite leadership qualities. One of her fellow
conspirators said that this Noraholic said, in a
"Crystal" clear voice, "I am very good at telling
people where to go and where to get off at." Bookie
may be able to put her to work!
And what is this about a Southern Kindergarten
teacher making a cookie so great it might lure a
certain brawn away from a certain Northern Fourth
grade teacher? Can anyone hear the nails scratching
on the blackboards yet? And just why did this lady
have to move after the invasion of the broads, hmm?
The Pennsylvania group was pretty closed mouth
about their meeting with the queen, but Bookie did
hear that a certain broad’s Mom, (who Bookie is
very pleased to say is feeling lots better now) had
a very blond moment when she was overheard to have
said that Nora looked "just like herself." And what
was it with this group and their dietary needs?
Chocolate shakes? Ruby Tuesdays? Ladies, ladies, no
champagne and M & Ms? Tsk, Tsk.
And what about the two youngest broadettes that
got to meet Nora, thanks to Dad driving them? Did
they really see dancing men? Were there really men
in speedos? Bookie is wondering if Nora has the
power to ground some of these girls. They sound
just a little too rowdy for public consumption. And
where was Dad during all of this? Talking to all of
the other dads and husbands, no doubt.
Finally, the Champaign broads got together from
all over the Midwest, only to mooch a meal off Nora
and meet up with her driver, Bill. And which middle
aged broad puts moves on that poor man do you
think? Bookie has heard that these broads drank too
much, ate too much, hogged covers, tore up the
bathroom, and snored at night. Bookie thinks that
these ladies don’t need to spend any more time
together. Then bonded just a little too much as it
is!
Finally, Bookie has heard rumors that there is a
bookseller in a small PA town who is just a little
peeved at all of the BB/N’s who were able to meet
Nora on this tour. Bookie has heard that this broad
has been thinking about possible revenge against
some of those who had "just a little bit too much
fun" with the queen. Beware all of you future TTP
goers. It could get ugly. (Can you spell short
sheeted?)
Now to some gossip that is not tour related ...
It’s May, and it’s spring time, and you know
that old saying, don’t you- "Spring, a time when a
young broad’s fancy turns to thoughts of love?"
Well, Bookie is just a little concerned about one
of the broads and her fixation on a certain young
Brawn. She is brazenly flaunting her cookies right
in front of this poor young man. What hope does he
have against the tantalizing aroma of vanilla and
cinnamon, Bookie wants to know? Now Bookie has
nothing against May-December relationships, as long
as it’s her! (Not that Bookie is December, mind
you. Maybe late September.)
Who is this young Canadian broadette who has
burst forth upon the scene, eh? Many a lurker has
been brought forth to join the merriment brought
forth by this young lady. Bookie is looking forward
to the day she can read her first novel. Meanwhile,
lock up all your young men, ladies!
And what is it about all of the ladies who are
reluctant to read all about Bookie’s most beloved
character, Roarke? Now, now ... he is a major hunk,
and of course, Nora tells a wonderful story about
him. So, ladies, give him a whirl, you won’t be
sorry.
Bookie is glad to see an east coast broad back
with us after lent. Bookie for one missed her
insightful look into books and life. (Besides,
Bookie hears that this broad really likes Bookie,
and Bookie likes anyone who likes her.)
Who is this new broad who has burst upon the
scene lately. Rumor has it that she gets to work
closely with Nora's men, and even with Nora at
times. Bookie also hears that she is newly married,
and still flirting with all of the men. Why, she
propositioned a certain young board brawn, Bookie
hears, and tried to entice him to Maryland so he
would dance for her. Now, if there is any dancing
going to happen around here, it's going to be for
Bookie and Bookie alone.
Bookie is going to sign off now. She has a lunch
date with the Phantom, and a hot date with Roarke’s
granddaddy afterwards. Ta Ta for Now!
XOXOXOXO
Bookie.
Bookie would LOVE to hear from you!
Her motto is, "Gossip is reality!"
E-mail her here @
bookie@adwoff.com
Bookie now has her own e-mail address!
:-) Keep her busy!
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