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Bookie here, dishing the dirt you love to read
about those crazed Board Broads and Brawn! Bookie
hasn’t been posting much lately. (Mostly because
the evil boss lady, Sue, has been cracking the whip
and making Bookie actually WORK!) She has too much
going on in her life, what with all the attention
she gets from all those studly men paying
multitudes of attention to her. But she has been
monitoring what has been going on and is simply
shocked at what she has been observing.
Bookie is thrilled to see so many new faces on
Nora’s book boards, but is dismayed that so many of
them are so young. Bookie does not like it when
there are younger and better looking women than she
hanging around the room. It’s bad enough that
Tracey and Carolyn were there, now Bookie has to
compete with Kristine and Gerri? This does not make
Bookie very happy. It’s fortunate all these broads
have such excellent taste in authors, or Bookie
might be even more unhappy. And everyone knows that
an unhappy Bookie is not a good thing.
Bookie is well aware of some of the doings of
some of the more "seasoned" broads and brawn, too.
A certain broad who lives in Champaign (Bookie’s
favorite drink) that has lost something not so dear
to her heart. Indeed, what this broad has lost (all
of 50 pounds) is actually good for her heart. Way
to go! Another Midwestern broad needs to go back to
driving school, Bookie hears. She forgot the most
important driving rule of all. BUCKLE UP! Bookie
always buckles up. It would be a national disaster
if something happened to all this beautifulness
that is Bookie. And speaking of accidents, Bookie
hears that a certain blond Californian broad had a
scare when her car did a full 360 on the
expressway. And while this broad does love a little
excitement in her life, this is just a little too
much for her! Take care, ladies. Bookie needs all
the readers she can get!
Bookie hears there is a Midwestern broad getting
ready for the most important event in her life.
Seems as if a certain Ms. will soon be a Mrs. and
move to California to live happily ever after.
Seems as if this same broad is not only getting
ready for a wedding, she is writing a master’s
thesis and getting her house ready to sell. Bookie
is ready, willing and able to give lots of moral
support to this broad. (But Bookie is NOT going to
help pack boxes. Have to protect the fingernails,
right ladies?)
Vacations, vacations, broads go on vacations.
The author type Queen Diva of Romance spent a few
days at a spa in Florida being massaged by a young
studly masseuse named Blade, who is now her new
personal assistant. (Bookie doesn’t want to guess
what he will be assisting with! Some things are
just not meant for Bookie to know!) A certain
Midwestern broad also went looking for the man of
her dreams Florida recently. Unfortunately, that
was not to be, but Bookie hears that when the broad
left that state, there were several retail
establishments sitting back and counting the money
she spent in their stores. Then there is the
Virginia broad that spent some time in California.
Rumor has it that she dumped her doctor husband
when John Travolta sauntered by and winked at her.
Poor John will never be the same again! And what
about our own Karate Kid? She went on an extended
vacation in the British Isles with some author type
people. Bookie thinks she was in search of her own
gothic romance hero. Bookie knows you have to watch
those sweet, quiet ones all the time. They can fool
you! Even the resident board brawn got into the
vacation swing when he went snowboarding in the
mountains in California. Bookie thinks he was
looking for a little bit more than good powder on
that trip, though. He was spotted hanging around
the fireplace looking for older women to rub with
liniment. Too bad he didn’t see Bookie hanging
around the same fire. She could have used a little
rub or two.
Bookie knows that Ms. Nora begins her whirlwind
tour for her new book, River's End, this
weekend. Now Bookie, who happens to be Nora’s best
friend, no matter what those sluts Pat and MK say,
has already read River's End and knows that
it is wonderful, but she wants to remind all of you
broads/brawns out there to make sure you buy
multiple copies of this book so that the book
goddess will make lots more money and buy Bookie
those diamond earrings she so richly deserves.
Also, make sure you all get out and visit Nora on
the tour and bring chocolate and champagne! (The
brilliant author gives all she doesn’t use to
Bookie!) Pay attention to what the fashion goddess
is wearing; Bookie wants to know! And above all,
make sure YOU look good, too. Bookie will be out
and about in many disguises looking for dirt to
dish on The Mother of All Tours (as Wymzee has
nicknamed it) upon which the Queen Diva of Romance
is about to embark.
Bookie would LOVE to hear from you!
Her motto is, "Gossip is reality!"
E-mail her here @
bookie@adwoff.com
Bookie now has her own e-mail address!
:-) Keep her busy!
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