After being away for awhile, Suz agreed to Weave Her Magic on the Web take us for a romantic journey through cyberspace! All of the underlined words are links to sites relating to the most romantic day of the year. If you go to visit, you must use the BACK button on your browser to come back to ADWOFF.


Valentining on the Web

by Susan Romanelli

How does he love thee? Let's count the ways. On February 14, 1998 that'll be a billion greeting cards, at least 100 million roses, and more than a half billion dollars worth of chocolate. Not bad for a pagan holiday that once required a young Romeo to simply pelt his sweetie with goat skins. Of course the Valentine part of the holiday didn't happen for a few more centuries, when cranky Claudius II executed not one, but two, determined Christians named Valentine on, you guessed it, February 14th. History made them the patron saints of love -- with a little help from the Duke of Orleans (who sent the first Valentine) and a traveling salesman named Hall (who made it de rigueur to keep caring enough to send the very best).

So the pressure's on, as cash registers bleep in the background, for love to make quite a bank statement this week. But we're romance readers. We want tradition and we want it all wrapped up in interesting ways! You don't have to think the explosion of pink and red in the display window at Victoria's Secret is scarier than a Scream II screening to desire a few Valentine alternatives.

First, tell the guy, he can't go wrong with a romance novel by your favorite author. A dozen red roses means he's noted the date on the calendar, but knowing your honey ventured into the pastel realm beyond women's fiction and came out alive with a new copy of Seaswept means he's actually listening to you. Since you've got the book, the bubble bath shouldn't be far behind. Lifeguard optional.

And a woman's got to eat. Whether it's homecooking, or that little place you first met, quarterpounders and supersized fries might be too traditional. Unless poetry's part of the menu. If not, hey tonight's the one night of the year you can probably sneak Sense and Sensibility into the VCR. Hold the onions! 

  

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