WYMZEE AND THE
BANKER
By Nina (aka Wymzee)
Settle back children and Aunt
Wym will tell you the story of The Banker & The
Laundry Baskets.
Once upon a time (May of '97 to
be exact) in a place called Sanctuary, Aunt Wymzee
made a terrible mistake. She posted a recipe called
Sex in a Pan and answered a post about
Roarke.
YES!!! This all started with
Food and that Irishman!
Anyway, the recipe (to follow
shortly) prompted a reply from our Sweet Jenn (who
wasn't even Sweet Jenn yet!) In the meantime, I was
busy answering the following post (the bold
lettering is mine):
"Which are my
favorite characters in the books ...
I have an especially soft
spot for Roarke. He would definitely be on my list
of five. Maybe at the top. Probably at the top.
Yep, definitely at the top."
I answered the above post,
thusly:
"Welcome to the
club! I think I can speak for a majority of us
Noraholics when I say that we all prefer Roarke on
top. Yes, definitely on top."
Which prompted a reply from SUE
...
"Nina, you are
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad! <g> I
was thinking as I read your first paragraph, What
the hell is she talking about? We'll take Roarke
any which way we can! (lololol)
BTW, Wym, does the Banker know
about these posts? LOL & <g> &
;-)
As you can see, my buddy (who
wasn't even my buddy then) was the first to mention
the Banker. I replied,
"Banker? What,
Banker?"
Anyway, our dear Sweet Jenn
proceeded with her own post ...
Well, I have a dessert for all
of you........
BETTER THAN SEX
CAKE.........
Maybe true for some but not
all...I do however love this cake.... Sometimes
comes in handy when you are all alone...
That recipe (which is printed at
the end of this rather long, boring explanation)
prompted this reply.
"Dear Ms.
Cubs,
I am writing on behalf of my
dear wife, um, my dh, Wymzee.
While reading your recipe, she
fainted - dead away. Ended up in the laundry
basket. Attempts to revive her have failed at this
point.
By the way, do you happen to
know anyone named Roarke? Wym has fainted on
several other occasions while screaming that
name.
Sincerely,
The Banker"
Now ... the Banker NEVER wrote
that. I was just being silly. But Ms. Cubs didn't
know that ...
To Mr Banker.....
Please call me Jenn !!!
While reading your post I was
ROTFLAMO..... I am also hoping you did eventually
revive her..... If she fainted from just reading
about it I suggest you sit her on a couch if you
actually try to make the cake....
Best of luck
Jenn
And, of course, when Jenn found
out that Banker never wrote the post, she was a
trifle miffed. To the best of my recollection, the
laundry basket debacle grew out of conversation
from a chat. What was said? I HAVE NO IDEA! Either
I really don't remember, or I've blocked it. All I
know is the following day ... two posts
appeared.
Sue,
I wonder if they are trying out
the basket tonight??? Need to clean all of the
clothes again! I hope that the Bankers shirt will
be in there.....
I saw a whole new Nina
tonight......
Jenn (wanna be member of the
sexual tension club) <G>
I SWEAR ... I don't remember
what was said in chat ... but my post followed
shortly after Jenn's:
In fact, I'm going
straight to my favorite laundry basket (the one
that's a little bent out of shape). I'll take some
deep, cleansing breaths, center myself, then read
pages 153-158 of the "good book.*"
Give me twenty minutes and I'll
be a changed woman.
Peace,
The New Improved Wym
the good book is
NID
Finally, this post from Sweet
Jenn ...
I can be good if you
can.... I knew what book you were talking about
just by looking at the page numbers... You and I
are scary.....
I guess I will have to go
shopping for a new "basket" for you... I will drop
it off when I am in SD.... I will never walk past
my Laundry basket without a big smile on my
face..
P.S. I am making Better that sex
cake today...<G>
So, dear BB/N's there you have
it.
"HAVE WHAT?" you ask. "YOU
HAVEN'T TOLD US ANYTHING?"
Ah ... but therein lies the
problem of trying to recreate "the truth." I think
the Laundry Basket story took on a life of it's
own. Besides, the sexual habits of the Banker and I
really shouldn't be held up for scrutiny. ROFL.
Whether mattress, floor, or basket (never wicker
... wicker pokes!) it's our private
concerns.
Well, it USED TO BE!!!
******************
And here is that famous recipe
for the Better Than Sex Cake:
SEX IN A PAN
Recipe's been around {ah, but
haven't we all} used to be called "Robert
Redford."
1 cup flour
1 stick butter/margarine
1 bag chopped pecans
1 cup powdered sugar
2 small boxes instant chocolate
pudding
1 8oz pkg. cream cheese
9 ozs. (or so) Cool Whip
2 1/2 cups milk
Mix flour, 1/2 cup pecans and
butter with a fork in a 9x13 inch pan. Bake crust
at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Cool completely. Mix
cream cheese, powdered sugar, and 1 cup of Cool
Whip with mixer. Spread mixture on cool crust. Mix
pudding with milk. Set about 2 minutes, then pour
over cream mixture. Spread remaining Cool Whip and
top with remaining pecans. Refrigerate.
BETTER THAN SEX
CAKE.......
Chocolate
cake
Caramel
hot fudge
cool whip
crumbled toffee
Bake the cake and while it is
still hot poke holes through out it.
Pour the caramel over the top
and let it sink down to the bottom...
Put it in the fridge for about
30 minutes
When cool spread cool whip on
top .
Drizzle caramel and hot fudge on
top and add the toffee.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYY
GGGGOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
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